AnkhClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Skittlez N' Shitz]

Good parody of a bad series

Thank you. Wario 32K is the most overrated artist since Legendary Frog. I have nothing against sprites in particular (8-Bit Theater is a favorite), but W32K's humor is poor, repetitive, and not humerous. It got old after the first couple, just like Foamy. Again, I thank you, and voted Five.

[23 Minute Goodbye]

Now I know!

Now I know the legacy of Strawberryclock! This has taught me so much!
+1 for the illwillpress joke, BTW.
I'm sure Cranberry enjoys the parodies...

AlbinoClock responds:

I hope so. At the very least, I'm sure he isn't surprised by them.

[Clock Topics]

Woah. Awsome.

Another great movie by Strange clock. That crazy lady from Trading Spouses was perfect, I don't know how you ever thought of using her like that. BTW, who did the voices?
Stupid crazy christian, bitching about other people's religion, and screaming about how she wanted no money, but still took it. But I digress... Anyways, awsome movie.

StrangeClock responds:

Me and Blackmagic did the voices <3

[GrandfatherClock's Bday]

LOL Intentional crap

That was completly random, with crappy art that made me go WTF!!?. I hope that was intentional, because I voted five. LOL, keep up the good work.
The CC headquarters caught on fire, how did that happen?

RupeeClock responds:

GrandfatherClock pwned so much he exploded.

[MeltedCheeseClock0]

I'm glad our enimies suck

The humor is just not funny (The whole "What time is it" sketch. What was up whith that?) Cheeseclock was a circle, Meltedcheeseclock was a blob, Boxclock was a freakin' square! And the Strawberryclock you used was a poorly cut out picture. The F-Krew needs better animators than the Clock Crew if they can ever hope to stop us. And, yes, because I am a clock, you may respond with profanity and call me derrogitory names.

Zer0-exy responds:

i dont even know how to respond to this one.probably cuz all the "flaws" he pointed out have nothing to do with me other than using a print screened SBC from MCC...thats really all i got

[anti strawberry_clock III]

Clock Crew is better than you could ever hope to B

Oooookay... so all this is is a poorly drawn flash... The majority of which is only one frame. all it is is Strawberry reading a letter that was sent to Tom Fulp, that you did not write, mixed with some stupid jokes of your own. It wasn't funny, it was just boring. And this is better than anything the Clock Crew has put out how?

[ب]

Heh Heh... "Vote four-I mean Five!"

Heh... That was pretty funny...Espiecially (Is that spelled right?) the ending... "Maybe if you just give me a dollar?" Your first flash eh? That was really good for your first time. By the way... what the hell is a corpse grinder anyway?
-Strawberryclock is the king of the portal!

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

It is a device for the grinding of dead bodies. Also, the lead singer of Cannibal Corpse.

(btw: it's "especially")