AnkhClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[<3 Clocks <3]

I like bacon.

Especially when Insomnia cooks it. ;)

[The Clockcrew has aids!]

Hey I was in this for half a second.

Fuck Yes.

ShitlordCentral responds:

<3

[Ten Commandments]

This is an excellent movie.

It's too bad there weren't very many Egyptian themed Clocks in it. Then again, I can't think of any Egyptian Clocks.

Oh, wait.

Ah, well, 'twas an enjoyable piece none the less.

[Maltese Has AIDS (2.6)]

Why does that say iMac?

That is no iMac.
Also I typed this review with one hand.

Pawesome responds:

What the hell, what do you know? Lol, you have an eMac, i have the G5. THAT'S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE, only less square...

[The Story of Clock Day]

A great tale!

I was moved, quite moved, my dear sir.
Or as you Swedes say,
Kåssajjajka ötejakåsjjaksä jâjjkasöjkåss.

[SBC's Great Adventure]

Sorry, but not good as far as Clockday goes...

I'll overlook the "Submitted early" part because you will be gone the rest of the week, and you changed the official ClockDay 06 preloader to your generic one. However I didn't find the movie funny, and your voice acting is questionable. The voices used were annoying and monotone enough that using speakonia would almost be an improvement. Also the "Turd Clock as bitch" has been done many time before, as well as most of the attempted jokes, so I can't give a whole lot of points for originality.
Sorry, but not very good, even for Clockday.
Also why can't you give a friend your account so that he can upload the submission under your name?

Wonchop responds:

I prefer the personal touch.

[Bbq-ish 100th movie]

ALL IN ALL YOU'RE JUST A

ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL!
(Congrats on 100.)

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

thanks

[-Channel Surfing]

Those were the best commercials I've ever seen!

Very nice. The channels were all awesome and great. I even saw myself in a few of them!
The Commercials themselves were great and funny, and sexy. I came.
Favorited and fived.

But if you buy an EXTREME Peggy, do you have to pet it extremely well?