AnkhClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pepto?]

PEPTO BISMAL

For those of you that don't get it, the five problems were:
- Tequila was getting blue balls from an erection
- Alethio was without a windmill, a thing no self respecting Dutch man would do
- There was a holocaust that day
- I had two marshmallows, but I wasn't going to share any with Tequila
- Possum borrowed my bike yesterday, but he didn't return it

Hope that helps.

Monodi responds:

¯\º_o/¯

[Project B - Episode II]

Good movie.

I liked it, especially the use of 3D effects. Though, it wouldn't hurt to draw your own .flas.

Athi responds:

It's hard enough to work on the 3D and background graphics.. Thanks anyway ^^

[Untitled-1.fla]

:3

Kinda ironic that you made fun of both Sprites and NumaNuma.
But I found it funny. Good job!
5

RupeeClock responds:

I have nothing against sprites myself, it's all the fucking idiotic sprite fans I've gotten.

As for Numa Numa, that was on Numaday. :P
Hell I even took piss on my clockday 05 movie.

[Sbc does Asia]

Happy Birthday!

DUUUUUUUUUUUUTCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY

PirateClock responds:

and damm proud of it!

[Anti-Clock Day Madness]

An excellent moral.

But did you notice Strawberry Clock is in the beginning, when the car hits him? It's a good thing You Cannot Kill Strawberry Clock or otherwise SBC wouldn't have been able to be in the magical throne room and there would be a big continuity error.

DeRosa responds:

No, the clock in the beggining was StrawberryClock's twin brother... Leon. XD

Thanks for the review.

[Pirate Clock I]

Fived.

Needs more Ankh next time.

Monodi responds:

Aghhh you are right :( I'll take that pont next time, Thanks! <3

[Create Clock Animations]

LMAO CC tutorail.

Also, in response...
FUCK DA KIDZ WITH EPILEPSY!!!
If there was one wrong thing with this animation, it's that there are no bad Clock movies, contrary to your statement.

ImpendingRiot responds:

I recently watced Lord of the Clocks, I suggest you check it out. It has some ace humor, and there are others out there that are pretty decent as well. But cheers none the less.

[The Clockcrew has aids!]

Hey I was in this for half a second.

Fuck Yes.

ShitlordCentral responds:

<3

[Maltese Has AIDS (2.6)]

Why does that say iMac?

That is no iMac.
Also I typed this review with one hand.

Pawesome responds:

What the hell, what do you know? Lol, you have an eMac, i have the G5. THAT'S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE, only less square...

[SBC's Great Adventure]

Sorry, but not good as far as Clockday goes...

I'll overlook the "Submitted early" part because you will be gone the rest of the week, and you changed the official ClockDay 06 preloader to your generic one. However I didn't find the movie funny, and your voice acting is questionable. The voices used were annoying and monotone enough that using speakonia would almost be an improvement. Also the "Turd Clock as bitch" has been done many time before, as well as most of the attempted jokes, so I can't give a whole lot of points for originality.
Sorry, but not very good, even for Clockday.
Also why can't you give a friend your account so that he can upload the submission under your name?

Wonchop responds:

I prefer the personal touch.