AnkhClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Section 1-36]

Quite nice. I liked it.

3. There is no three.

AlbinoClock responds:

No 4 either. :(

[CLOCKS FUCKING SUCK]

Slik Rix is awsome!!!111

But he is not as cool as foamy yay FoAMy U r TeH SecKs!1!!!!!1111

ConradB responds:

SMARTY GUY SLIKRIK SAYZ:

FOAMY SI TEH SUX

VOET SLIK
FOER A BETAR DIK
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOleioawehabwei ROFLL!!

[Clock Volleyball]

Ahem...

To EvilKlown: Fuck off.

To Thor Clock: This was really nice and funny, but the sound lagged in some places. You might want to fix that by making the time the arrow things are moving less then the time the soundclip is playing. The thing I really liked was the nice graphics, no lines or anything. Kind of like my style, but better. And I also enjoyed how you drew all your own clocks (Mr_Artist doesn't count). Your Orange Clock was secksay.

But why wern't you in your Flash?
P.S. The ending was really unexpected.
P.P.S. You like fish sticks too much.

Ushnor responds:

Thanks Chaos Clock :)
And I don't care if I'm in my own movie, and I wouldn't have fit this one.

[A Clockmas Party]

Hilarious!

So here's your Clockmas present!

It's a fiven!
Merry Clockmas!

BritClock responds:

Haha, cheers. You too.

[Milkshake's ClockDay wish]

Good "Standby" Clock day movie.

I'm broke so I voted 5!

MilkshakeClock responds:

Are you sure you weren't on drugs when you reviewed and fived this, son?

[A King Is Born]

It brought a tear to my eye

and happiness to my pants.

Merry Christmas, Fewels!!!!
HO HO HO!

RadishClock responds:

Merry Christmas, you poorly drawn uninspired Clock what doesn't have me listed in their favorites
<3

[Clock Classics 2]

Review part II

That was even better than the first. The funniest part was Sir clock, which was funny because, well, it was true. Sir clock actually does that, which added to the Humor score.
I will now be original, and bring to your attention something that *nobody* has said, and you *Obviously* did not notice: The text moves too fast at the end.
Joking, that was fun.
And, for making a sequal, here are your babies back!

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

I'm going to cry and mark you abusive for pointing out that there was something wrong with my movie. I'm off to starbucks to cut myself over my latte while listening to dashboard confessional.

[Clock Classics 1]

liek wat iz upp wiht teh klawkz

liek wat iz upp wiht teh klawkz all clawks sux this this movie sux with teh arows and spaekonia there waz noo speacona it waz silent and all clawkz r ovrated an worse then teh star sidicate

Kidding.
This was accually funny, and it had all the makings of a good romantic comidy: romance, comidy, and clocks. If you don't make a sequal, I will steal all your babies, and force you to eat American babies, which, as everyone knows, taste horrible.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

"GIMME MY BABIES!"
"They're my babies now you commie son of a bitch!"

[23 Minute Goodbye]

Now I know!

Now I know the legacy of Strawberryclock! This has taught me so much!
+1 for the illwillpress joke, BTW.
I'm sure Cranberry enjoys the parodies...

AlbinoClock responds:

I hope so. At the very least, I'm sure he isn't surprised by them.

[Clock Topics]

Woah. Awsome.

Another great movie by Strange clock. That crazy lady from Trading Spouses was perfect, I don't know how you ever thought of using her like that. BTW, who did the voices?
Stupid crazy christian, bitching about other people's religion, and screaming about how she wanted no money, but still took it. But I digress... Anyways, awsome movie.

StrangeClock responds:

Me and Blackmagic did the voices <3